Hot comedians, though, am I right?
“I just read the biography of the guy who invented Super Mario Bros. Did you know that when he was a kid people used to laugh at him when he would kill turtles with a hammer?”
Anthony Jeselnik (via dendu77)
“My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.”
anthony jeselnik (via marks-nipple-ring)
idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying
youre practically a serial killer youre not supposed to be this cute
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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
