How do you make holy water?
asherlockian: nooowestayandgetcaught: actinoutloud: badwolfcomplex: catholicfemininegenius: Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke. I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOKE. it took me a while to get this but oh my gOD
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck.